Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.
It’s 430 am and I’m in bed eating a sponge bob push pop. I’m an adult.
Because every night I tell her about you. ❞
mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess