- Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”
sleep is for the people without internet access
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”
This should worry you. This fight is far from over, we can’t start strong and simply not finish
FACT OF THE DAY: mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists