Nothing says “I like you a lot” like a hand around your throat during sex.

(Source: littleprincessbottom)


Keaton Henson

It’s 430 am and I’m in bed eating a sponge bob push pop. I’m an adult.

If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
Because every night I tell her about you.

Shahrazad al-Khalij (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes)



Holy shit. How are girls even straight.

I ask myself the same question all the time.



mainstream tumblr feminism may have many glaring faults but it has bred an army of teenage girls who understand the common ways that misogyny is reinforced in society and who know that they’re better off loving their fellow woman than fighting with her and that’s actually pretty damn revolutionary



Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

Ass grabbing is a must.

(Source: bxsedhov)

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